did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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