We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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