Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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