just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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