Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sorry about my life...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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