you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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