They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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