Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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