did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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