If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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