You're my little dorito
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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