he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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