addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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