How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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