out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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