He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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