Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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