i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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