It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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