I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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