I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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