so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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