Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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