Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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