All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Randomize
