shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I have aggressive nipples.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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