I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
