I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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