it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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