ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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