Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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