I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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