Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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