i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
A bitchslap is in order.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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