Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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