I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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