ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Everything about him screamed your future.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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