I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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