You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
