Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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