sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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