so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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