i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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