He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
