Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
jump out the window naked night went bad
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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