her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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