she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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