i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
