Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Apparently you make a good broom.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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