Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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