on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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