Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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