Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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