I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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