I wannas sexs uuuuu
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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