I want to walk on stilts...naked
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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