that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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