Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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